Not Your Typical QuiBids Auctions

Posted by on March 31, 2012 · Comments 

Below are just a few Controversial Auctions Scheduled for April 1, 2012.

Jersey Shore Hair Gel

 Hey Bro, after you finsh your GTL session you don’t want to ruin your fresh look with some second rate hair gel! Nah, I mean why even tan then bro!?  If you want to be fresh to death when you hit tha clubs, bid on your own Jersey Shore Hair Gel.  Yeaaahhh Buddy!!

 *Disclaimer: Applying Jersey Shore Hair Gel will not give you six pack abs. However, bursts of involuntary fist pumping have been known to occur.

Bid on Jersey Shore Hair Gel here:

Your Face on Mount Rushmore

Be the envy of all your friends when your head is strategically placed on Mount Rushmore. Watch your friends ooh and ahh over how lucky you are to have your head displayed among the greatest. Have your head become a colossal statue today!

 *Upon your placement on Mount Rushmore you may experience overwhelming feelings of fame and importance. Other side effects may include increased bragging urges and heightened feelings of accomplishment and success. These feelings may or may not subside.

Bid to have your face on Mount Rushmore here:

 

 

Piano Lessons from Mozart

 If you want to be successfull, start at the top. Learn from the best. With chess, study Bobby Fischer. For basketball, Jordan. And in the study of composition, there is one name that stands above all.

 Wolfgang

 Amadeus

 Mozart

 Win this auction and take lessons from a great!

Bid on Piano Lessons from Mozart  here:

Clone Yourself Kit

 You’re so perfect, right? … And you know everyone else thinks you are, too. In fact, I’m sure millions of people have told themselves “the world would be so much better if there were TWO of me!” Well, it’s your lucky day. Here is your chance to get all you need to clone yourself! This kit includes everything you could possibly need: Scientist Andrew French, a few embryos (from yourself, of course), and a couple of other items that you’ll have to see for yourself.  Aren’t you tired of always wishing you could be in two places at once? Wait, no…how about the laundry and dishes piling up? Or maybe you’re just yearning to have that twin your parents never gave you. Either way, bid now before someone snatches this kit up and creates the world’s most famous Qui-clone who can do it all! Cook, clean, do laundry, or just sit there to listen to you talk about how great you are. Warning: Changes in genomes may not only result in changes in appearance, but in psychological and personality changes as well. Society may like your clone more than they like you.

Bid on a Clone Yourself Kit here:

 

 

Mani/Pedi with Ben Franklin

 Benjamin Franklin is a true Renaissance man, and as such an enlightened man he realizes that occasionally a little spa pampering is just what the doctor ordered. Enjoy this chance to sit with one of the founding fathers of our country and discuss everything from physics to Kim Kardashian. We are sure you will be impressed with his lightning wit and impressive list of friends and acquaintances such as Thomas Jefferson and Jimi Hendrix.

Bid on a Mani/Pedi with Benjamin Franklin  here:

A Double Rainbow

 Do you think rainbows are beautiful? Well it’s your lucky day! QuiBids is auctioning off a double rainbow for the price of one. Experience the intensity of a double rainbow just like that mountain man from Yosemite. Double the colors, double the arch, maybe even double the pot of gold at the end!

Bid on a Double Rainbow here:

Super Power (You Choose It)

 Some superheroes get the awesome end of the stick while others get the shaft. Spider-man climbs buildings and shoots webs, Superman zips around the air above Metropolis, and Aquaman shoots through the ocean like a dolphin. All the while Zan from the Wonder Twins is capable of turning into a bucket of water at will. It’s just unfair.

 QuiBids is evening the playing field for you though with this special You Choose It. You get to pick your very own superpower! Seeing through walls, shooting lava out your hands, turning into a gorilla at will — the choice is yours!

Bid on a Super Power (You Choose It)  here:

 

Mockingjay from The Hunger Games

 Wish you could’ve grown up in District 12? Got a soft spot for Katniss Everdeen? Does hearing Suzanne Collins’ name spoken aloud force you to cross your heart and hope to die?

 If so, you might just offer yourself as tribute to participate in this auction because the winner gets their very own Mockingjay. That’s right, the Hunger Games’ very own unique hybrid bird and symbol of hope and rebellion against the oppressive nation of Panem!

Bid on a Mockingjay  here:

 

 

Trip to Jurrassic Park

 Whether you are on the top of your field, or you are into chaos theory, this trip will have you on the edge of your seat! You will be taking a trip to the tropical location of Jurassic Park. There you will go on a tour of the park. Remember, all of the dinosaurs are completely contained…

 Unless they’ve figured out how to open doors…

 Things to remember:

  • T-Rex’s vision is based on movement, so no matter how terrified you are, don’t move.
  • Velociraptors hunt in packs. If you’ve spotted one, you’re already being hunted. (Clever girl)
  • DO NOT try to play fetch with ANY dinosaurs. Especially the poisonous ones.
  • Try to have fun!

Bid on a Trip to Jurassic Park here:

 

 

Hoverboard from Back to the Future

Skateboarding is a thing of the past with this Hoverboard from Back to the Future! Say goodbye to inline skates and Segways! Glide just a few inches above the ground, and catch some sick air! Anything that hovers has a distinct advantage to transportation with wheels, due to the patented Anti-Friction Technology upon which the hoverboard is built. You probably won’t be transported to the future, but if you are, make sure not to do ANYTHING THAT WOULD ALTER THE FUTURE!!!! Try to avoid interacting with your future self, it could have catastrophic consequences!

 Bid on the Hoverboard from Back to the Future here:

Rotten Meat Dress Worn by Lady GaGa

Ever wanted to be just like Lady Gaga? Well you can today with this amazing, fashionable rotten meat dress.

Remember the MTV Video Music Awards back in 2010? Who doesn’t? Well lucky for you, a couple of days after it was worn, we decided to snag this dress up. It has been frozen, keeping it in nearly perfect condition from the night Gaga wore it herself. Despite having a couple of days to rot in the heat, we believe that the frozen meat dress will be just as great as it was on that magical night.

Don’t worry! We will defrost it for you. By the time it arrives at your door, it will be in prime wearing condition. Nice and juicy to form perfectly to the body. Show it off to your friends! Have a meat costume party. No one will believe that you have Gaga’s original dress hanging from your limbs. Not only is this a one of a kind dress, but it will flatter your figure. Get ready to be the most envied person on the block!

Features:
  • Formally worn by the Lady Gaga herself
  • Pungent Smell
  • Slimy and Sweaty
  • Mushy Texture
  • Draped to fit the body perfectly
  • Includes Meat Hat, Meat Clutch, and Meat Shoes
  • Please do not cook or consume meat.
  • May need to take precautions such as mask, goggles, and body suit to protect from rotting meat.
  • Meat may be brown and not red as pictured

 

Bid on the Lady GaGa Meat Dress  here:

 

 

Victoria’s Actual Secret

Wonder what Victoria has been hiding all these years? Well now you can find out! The winner of this auction will learn what Victoria’s Secret really is. Is it a nose job? Hair coloring? A secret lover? We don’t know-but you will! Victoria will land her pink striped and gold helicopter in an undisclosed to the public location and let you in on her secret. Want to sell the secret to tabloids after you get it and make millions, be our guest! Or you can always choose to keep it to yourself and write a book about it in 20 years. The opportunities are endless when you win this auction and find out Victoria’s actual secret!

Bid on a Victoria’s Actual Secret  here:

 

A Picnic Lunch with Optimus Prime

Always dreamed of spending some quality time on a nice spring day with the leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime? This is your chance! Bid now and you are entitled to a picnic lunch with Optimus Prime. Don’t have a ride? No problem! Optimus Prime can transform into a freightliner to take you to the perfect picnic location. Worried about crime in your city? No problem! Optimus Prime is dedicated to the protection of all life, particularly the inhabitants of Earth. Take a chance on spending some quality time with Optimus Prime on a lovely spring picnic-just be sure to pack enough food for the big guy!

Bid on a Picnic Lunch with Optimus Prime here:

 

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Win a Trip for Two to the Newt Gingrich’s Moon Base

Posted by on March 31, 2012 · Comments 

 

Get ready for the vacation of a QuiBids lifetime with this 30-day trip for two to the Newt Gingrich Moon Base. Made up of dozens of wooden space habitats, Newt Gingrich’s Moon Base offers visitors experiences as unique and varied as The Newt himself. What do these wooden space habitats at the New Gingrich’s Moon Base have in common? Each one is uniquely decorated with the rarest jewelry from Tiffany’s! So pack your bags, but leave some room. Every guest at the Newt Gingrich Moon Base will walk away with the the highest quality, most prestigious, Newt Gingrich memorabilia. Read more

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Win a Nicki Minaj Makeup Set on QuiBids

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Want to paint your complexion all pastel but don’t know what products could potentially cause irreparable chemical damage to your face? You should leave this one to the experts.

Er, expert, rather. She being multi-platinum rapper and human Barbie Doll Nicki Minaj, who’s had more tint on her face than a ceiling painter.  Seriously, DaVinci could’ve used her visage as a palette for a whole series of gaudy, neon-flashing still lifes.

And yes you can bid on the very makeup pop music’s latest nutjob superstar (Have you watched any of these music videos? Or these performances? Girl is crazy.) here on QuiBids. We suppose the only situation where you could actually use makeup this crazy is if you’re trying to make yourself look like Nicki Minaj, in which case we suggest you invest in a ballerina-pink wig and wait until Halloween, when you’ll have the best costume your friends have ever seen.

Bid on a Nicki Minaj Makeup Set here:

 

 

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Win an Invisibility Cloak on QuiBids

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What do QuiBids and Harry Potter have in common? Well, the name QuiBids sounds kind of similar to Harry’s favorite sport, Quidditch. Also, QuiBidders must study QuiBids 101 before they can experience the magic of winning an auction, much like the way Harry Potter had to study to pass his OWLS and NEWTS before he could completely experience magic.  However, these aren’t the only similarities between the entertainment shopping website and The Boy Who Lived. QuiBids recently purchased the rights to one of the rarest garments on earth, an invisibility cloak. Our invisibility cloak is exactly like the one Harry received from Dumbledore.  But unlike Harry, we’re not keeping ours – we’re putting it up for auction! Read more

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QuiBids March Tweet Off Reminder

Posted by on March 21, 2012 · Comments 

Have you participated in the QuiBids March Tweet Off? Hurry before March ends!

 


QuiBids fans and followers should all participate in this month’s promotion, the QuiBids Tweet-Off. During the month of March QuiBids is going to select one lucky guy and one lucky girl to win a $200 gift card of their choice. All you have to do is Tweet your answer to one of the following questions:

• New Products: What new products would you like to see auctioned off at QuiBids?
• Gift Cards: We all love gift cards! What are you favorite gift cards to bid off at QuiBids?
• Tips: Tell us your favorite tip – Share it with others to help them out!

Click on the “Tweet” button next to the question they would like to answer. When the Twitter pop up appears, replace the blank space with your answer and Tweet. Every tweet is considered a submission so be sure to sign on and tweet daily. The more you tweet, the better your chances are of winning. And to avoid being spammy, please only answer each question once per day.

The March Tweet Off ends March 31, 2012 so hurry and get ready…, get set…,Tweet.!

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